December 2009
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thelovelybones:
rndmnss: It’s tough being a muggle.
fmylife:
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption “I love you guys!” below. I had been cropped out. FML
LMFAOOO . omggg, i would’ve felt so violated.
fmylife:
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
we would’ve broken up . seriously.
2009: In The Beginning
Where did you bring in the new year? Family member`s casa.
Who were you with? le fam !
Did you kiss anyone at midnight? no -_-
Did you make any resolutions? nahh.
2009: Your Love Life
Did you break up with anyone? Nope, been single since birth.
Did you get anything for Valentine’s Day? Nope.
Did you meet anyone special? Nope.
Did you fall in love? Nah.
...
Patrick: What am I supposed to do while you’re gone? Spongebob: I dunno, what do you always do when I’m not here? Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
fmylife:
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can’t hear out of both ears. FML
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Ask me anything. http://formspring.me/BAMFx
lmao
fmylife:
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone’s contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back “who’s this?” FML
Watchfuckyeahrihanna:
Rihanna I HARD
<3
he likes cookies .
interviewer: chris, what kind of cookies do you like ?
chris: what kind of cookies ?
interviewer: the edible kind .
chris: what kind of edible kind ?
interviewer: the kind your grandmother makes .
fmylife:
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
I don't know what it is but I love you.
(via fuckyeahcmb)
You make a difference, that's why I thank you.
(via fuckyeahcmb)
really loved that outro (:
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga <3