January 2010
fmylife:
Today, I was in the bathroom having major diarrhea, when the lights went out. There was no other light whatsoever, so I had to crawl out of the bathroom, butt covered in crap. I managed to hit my head on the stall door, and trip over a bench. All with my pants down. In a public restroom. FML
lmfao deaded!
fmylife:
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
updatee.
sooo, i would like a job. so i can buy things i like, and save for stuff. blah. i’d be grateful if i knew a friend who could hook that up for me. (: && today my brother is suppose to be giving me my iPod Touch. I’m really grateful, because he bought it, and he didnt have too. yenno? but since he owed me it was the least he could do. he got me an 8GB, though i wanted 32GBs, its...
happy new years !
i just want to wish you all much happiness, love, and success (: it’s all you need in this life, i promise. don’t strive to complete unrealistic goals, rather strive to be more.
btw hennessy and hawaiian punch is a greattttt mix =] lmfao.
